The artwork on this bottle of Nella Bella Chocolate Almond Fizz is beautiful. A grove of white trees standing starkly against a blue sky. The words “Nella Bella” glowing as the sun peers over the first “E”. Even the flavor intrigues me. Chocolate Almond Fizz sounds like a delicious candy, yet this soda only has 10 grams of sugar because it’s also sweetened with Stevia.
Read MoreThose of you who read this site like a blog instead of a review site (thank you, btw) know that I don’t really dabble in the mainstream unless asked. The three of you who fit the former descriptor also know I’m not really fond of stevia as a sweetener. So why then did I purchase a bottle of Coca-Cola Life which is sweetened with stevia? Sorry, let me rephrase that to get more clicks…
YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE WHY AARON DRANK COKE WITH STEVIA! REASON NUMBER 4 WILL SHATTER ALL OF REALITY!!!
So I bought it because when I’m on the soda aisle I’ve seen numerous folks stop and stare at it. Then they have a conversation with their significant other about it, then they walk off without trying it. I’ve tried to help people understand what it was, but I honestly couldn’t tell them if it was good or not which is what you’re looking for in that situation.
People love Coke and even though this version of Coke is sweetened with stevia it’s also sweetened with cane sugar. Previous reviews of mine have shown that a Cane Sugar/Stevia mix is usually a pretty good way to reduce calories and keep a nice flavor. My 8oz bottle has 60 calories and 16 grams of sugar… less than the yogurt I just ate, but that’s not saying much.
"Life" Why Life?
Smell wise it’s a little weaker than regular Coca-Cola, but the scent is still unmistakable. If this does indeed taste like regular Coke I’ll fully get behind this product. Other than the fact that it’s called Coca-Cola “Life”. That’s a bit pretentious to me. Your soda is called “Life”, take it down a few notches.
So it tastes like a reduced calorie cola. Granted, it tastes like a Coke brand reduced calorie cola, so they nailed that aspect of it. Initially you get the quick bite of Coca-Cola Classic, but mouthfeel is really where the two sodas are most similar.
There is limited flavor on the front end and the sweetness also kind of drops off on the back side, which makes the included stevia a bit more noticeable. The “after sip” mouthfeel is a little sticky and hugs my teeth and tongue in an unpleasant, but tolerable way. It’s not great, it’s not bad, it’s just kind something I’m drinking.
Personally I’d choose Coca-Cola Zero over this every time as I think it gets closer to the Coke taste than “Life” does. That kind of makes me feel that this may be a wasted product. Does Coca-Cola Life fill the “wants to drink healthier soda without aspartame” crowd? If anyone has the money to create something in that market it’s certainly Coca-Cola.
~A
This was purchased at my neighborhood Wal-Mart.
Been a long time since I’ve reviewed an Oogave product. If I had to guess I’d say it’s been over a year. If I had to look it up and give you an exact date I’d say June 5th, 2013. Loca is the diet brand of Oogave and today I’ll be reviewing their ginger ale. It’s an all natural 10 calorie drink sweetened with both stevia (boo) and agave nectar (yay). I don’t think I’ve ever had a diet ginger ale so this should be an interesting experience.
Twist wanted to use the same Cypress Hill Gang joke as last time, but I wouldn't allow it.
Even though my sniffer isn’t at full functionality I can still discern the scent of ginger ale when I put my nose up to the can. It’s a lighter aroma than Canada Dry, but perhaps the fact that it’s diet subdues the scent.
Upon first swig the ginger taste is very apparent, which is quite pleasing to my taste buds. It’s not as sweet as most ginger ales, but if you’d read the first paragraph or even glanced at the picture of the can you could probably figure out why on your own. The taste is light and easy to return to, leaving no syrupy feel in my mouth afterwards.
On the negative side of things it feels a little over carbonated. It’s a rush of foamy bubbles with each sip. Something I think would work better with a root beer instead of a ginger ale. You can tell it’s a low calorie beverage without looking at the can. The flavor, while pleasant, feels weakened and you get that diet vibe on the back end of each sip. At no point does it taste chemical, but it may not be as rich as you would like a ginger ale to be.
All in all (a phrase I use entirely too much), Loca Ginger Ale is a great addition to the country of diet sodas, perhaps even the governor of a state. In the world of sodas however it’s more along the lines of a nice next door neighbor. Did that analogy even make sense? Probably not, but I’m done anyway.
~A
The final beverage in my possession from Begley’s and Bill’s is Bananas Foster. I’m fully expecting a taste of bananas and fire and will be disappointed if this is not achieved. Ok, so I should probably lower my fire tasting expectations and just be on the lookout for vanilla, cinnamon, and perhaps a touch of rum flavoring.
I’m going to limit my discussion of their sweetening agent to two sentences and then not mention it again as I’ve talked about it in the past three reviews. B&B use SweetenFX which is their proprietary blend of stevia and erythritol to sweeten and it works quite well. In other news, this will be my second or third banana flavored soda and my first bananas foster. I’m quite excited to see what they can do.
Twist was the cause of the great banana famine of 1823
This has the strongest scent of the four B&B sodas I’ve tried to date. The aroma is not unlike banana Runts which give me pause. I dislike banana Runts as should you. I’m pretty sure they just use them as filler so the bags aren’t loaded up with strawberry and cherry. This isn’t a candy blog though…yet…so let’s move on to the actual tasting.
Alright, this could be better. It certainly has a banana taste to it, but it reminds me of a medicine that’s been given banana flavoring after the fact. After my sip was finished the some of the other expected tastes came in on the back end. Vanilla was the strongest, but still easily shoved aside by banana. I hardly taste any cinnamon or rum and maybe I’m not tasting it at all. Perhaps I’m just wishing the two flavors into existence. That’s how faint they are.
Each sip I take hurts my opinion of B&B Bananas Foster more and more. The artificial banana taste builds upon itself like lincoln logs stacking higher and higher. I’m pretty sure I’m about to reach a point where I don’t want to finish the bottle. This is a different outcome than the previous three B&B sodas where each bottle was emptied. Nah, I’m stopping here. This review is poorly written, but the soda is poorly executed so we’re even.
Begley’s and Bill’s Bananas Foster is a good idea, but seems kinda halfway done. There are so many parts to bananas foster and while they still might be under the hood the less than stellar banana flavoring is the engine. Give it a shot if you want to, but I’d buy quite a bit before this.
~A
This soda was supplied to us by Begley’s and Bill’s
Sugar. Free. Root. Beer. I’ve never ever had a good one, but something tells me that Begley’s and Bill’s Root Beer is going to finally give me what I’ve not really been searching for. You see Begley’s and Bill’s uses something they like to call SweetenFX which is their proprietary blend of stevia and erythritol. All of their sodas are sweetened with it and their cola and cream sodas taste pretty dang good. Today is uncharted territory though. I attribute diet/sugar free root beer to poison. Something important always seems to be missing. Let’s see if SweetenFX can fill in for that missing puzzle piece.
If it looks like a diet root beer and quacks like a diet root beer... it much be a duck!
Ok, so the aroma is a little odd. Like all the B&B sodas I’ve tried the scent is faint, but can be discovered with a little rooting around. I can’t tell if it’s a burst of vanilla I’m getting or if this sweetening process is finally catching up to B&B.
It’s not poison, that’s for sure, but this entry into the soda market isn’t as strong as their previous two had been. Let me preface all of this by saying it’s the best diet root beer I’ve had and that includes Virgil’s Zero. With that out of the way I’ll tell you that the first third of each sip is very promising and enjoyable. It’s sweet, it’s rooty, it’s good.
That quickly fades into the next leg of the experience where that initial flavor goes away and you can taste the “diet”. It’s drier than a root beer should be at this point and even though it’s all natural a chemical taste becomes known. It’s not something I’m sticking my tongue out over, but it’s noticeable enough to give me pause.
After this fades you’re left with an aftertaste that’s neither pleasant nor terrible. In fact it taste a little like diet maple syrup. Throughout this process the carbonation is slowly walking around in the background not really caring if he’s noticed or not. Now it’s my opinion that root beer can benefit from strong or weak carbonation, but B&B Root Beer needs to add a bit more.
So there you have it. While Begley’s and Bill’s Root Beer is still the best sugar free root beer I’ve tasted it still has it’s flaws. It tastes alright and isn’t poison, so it’s got that going for it.
~A
This soda supplied to us by Begley’s and Bill’s
Twist is also all natural
A zero calorie, partially stevia sweetened cola sits in front of me. It’s Begley’s and Bills Cola and if I hadn’t had their similarly sweetened cream soda the other day I’d be nervous. I’d be nervous about the taste. You know the one thing I shouldn’t be nervous about? Instead though I’m feeling confident that this will be at worst an average soda. It’s not a terrible thing to be average at worst, it means you don’t fail. Trust me when I say many sodas fail. So lets open up this bottle and see what SweetenFX (their proprietary blend of stevia and erythritol) can do.
The cola aroma required is present. It reminds me of RC Cola, which is my favorite of the three mainstream colas. It’s a rather faint smell, but the cream soda’s was too and that turned out alright.
Score number two for Begley’s and Bill’s. Just to get it out of the way, there is no chance I would have thought this was sweetened with stevia. Where the cream soda had a bit of a tell, their cola tastes quite pure. The mouthfeel is on the smoother side, but there’s still a bit of a bite at the finish of each sip. Sometimes this would be attributed to the carbonation, but in the case of Begley’s and Bill’s Cola the bite comes from the flavor. Speaking of the carbonation, it’s not particularly strong. The bubbles are small and just fierce enough to keep it from tasting flat. All in all they do their job well.
Again, the cola’s flavor isn’t reaching an above and beyond status, but it’s better than Coke. Add to the fact that this is sugar free and only 8 calories and you see why I’m impressed. It would be nice to have some added spice in this to differentiate it a bit more from your standard fare. It’s good though and once again what I’d recommend hands down to anyone who needs a sugar free alternative or just like colas.
~A
This soda supplied to us by Begley's and Bill's
Ever wondered what Ed Begley Jr. tasted like? You’re creepy, stop. For those who answered the question with a resounding “no” I’ll continue on. Ed Begley Jr. and man named Bill Sabo created a line of all natural sugar free sodas. Ok, so I’m pretty sure Bill Sabo did the creating, but Ed Begley’s name is on the bottle as well...unless you go to the website where it’s called Birdie and Bill’s. I have no idea why, but we’re going to ignore that fact to avoid potential awkwardness (maybe it was a love triangle?! Gasp!). The first flavor I’ve chosen to review is Cream Soda. The ingredients tell me that it’s sweetened with SweetenFX which is their proprietary blend of stevia (duh) and Erythritol.
Faux Fact: E.B.J tastes like Twist.
Now since SweetenFX is strictly a Begley’s and Bills item I’ve never come across it. The bottle swears to me this soda is “Great Tasting” in both English and French, so who am I to doubt it. Oh, I’m a guy that hasn’t had a good stevia sweetened “brown” soda. That’s who I am, so I will doubt it. Let’s not give me much time to doubt though. It’s time to dive in.
My nostril pulls sharply at the mouth of the bottle, just barely getting the scent of cream soda. What I do smell is pleasant. There is a very strong vanilla presence in terms of aroma which is something I fully expect of any cream soda. I do hope that this scent translates honestly into a taste.
Alright Ed, or Bill, or Birdie, you’ve got a pretty decent cream soda here. SweetenFX really does an excellent job of creating a drinking experience that lacks the terrible aftertaste stevia is associated with. Can I tell this isn’t made with sugar? Yes, but I don’t care all that much as the chemical taste is minimal to non existent at times. Instead a rich vanilla taste lingers with each sip. The carbonation is light, but noticeable enough to contrast the smooth cream soda mouth feel you’d expect.
What’s most impressive is that cream soda is a known sweet beverage and they replicated it very well. You pick one up and expect a sugar rush in the taste. They've managed to mostly duplicate that sensation with no sugar at all. It was a risky soda to make, but they've pulled it off beautifully.
So, does Begley’s and Bill’s Cream Soda match up to the big brand cream sodas? Yes it really does and while the flavor isn’t something I’m going crazy over it’s still a good solid cream soda. For those who need a sugar free cream soda I want to steer all of you in the direction of this bottle. For those of us who are fortunate enough to be able to chose between sugar full and sugar free, I still suggest you buy a pack. Either way I’m looking forward to trying a few other bottles of Begley’s/Birdie’s and Bill’s.
~A
This soda supplied to us by Begley's and Bill's
Well there has been some delay in reviews as of recent and I promise you it’s for good reason. This Jerk now has a tiny Jerk of his own to take care of. So there’s my excuse, hopefully you’ll take it. Now perhaps you’ll think my excuse was fabricated when I tell you the next drink I had in line was an organic, stevia sweetened, zero calorie root beer. That’d be pretty low to make up a tiny Jerk just to postpone reviewing a diet root beer.
Don't worry, Twist told me the correct location eventually. It's his establishment after all.
It worries me a bit to review this as I’ve never personally found any enjoyment out of “diet” root beer. In fact I compare it to poison when the subject comes up. Perhaps the stevia will add a little something I’ve never experienced before, but I’m still leery. Oh, the name of the drink at hand is Honest Fizz Root Beer. If you’ve been keeping up you’ll know that this is the fourth Honest Fizz beverage I’ve tried with mixed results. As long as they stick to citrus soda they seem to do alright; it’s when they dabble in the brown sodas that their weakness is shown. Who am I to jump to conclusions though? Let me find out for myself.
After opening the scent off the can could hold its own with any root beer on the market. There’s nothing scary or off putting at all. Just two nostrils full of vanilla goodness telling me I’m ready. Hopefully my tongue gets into the same show that my nose told just told him about.
My nose was telling a half truth. There was indeed a “place in France where the pretty ladies dance”, but no “hole in the wall for the men to see it all”. For half of the sip I was there in France, I was sold, I was convinced that I was in the right place. For half of the sip it was creamy, foamy, and right up there with your major players like Barq’s and the like. The second half of the sip is when this imagined wall came tumbling down taking its hole with it. It went from high hopes to bowl of nopes in about two seconds.
Now bitter and dry, pulling away any taste of creamy vanilla I had once experienced. It’s like I’m drinking root beer flavored seltzer water. Each time I try and recreate the first half of the sip my trip is cut shorter and shorter until I’m just standing in Paris looking like a scammed tourist. Why did I allow myself to get scammed? I’ve never had a good sugar free root beer. What made me think this would be any different? Well at least I got to see Disneyland Paris.
~A
This soda supplied to us by Honest Fizz
So far Honest Fizz is one for two in my book. Their Professor Fizz stevia sweetened soda wasn’t all that great, but Lemon Limey had promise. So let’s follow that same citrus vine as it takes us to today’s soda, Honest Fizz Orange Pop. Now many of the orange sodas I’ve reviewed have been chock full of sugar, so today’s installment of a stevia sweetened orange soda will be a first for me. Will it be dry but still flavored appropriately like Lemon Limey, or will the stevia take over and make me wish I was eating orange rind instead?
When Twist was a boy he called his father Orange Pop, but then the change occurred.
The scent seems safe enough. I’ve opened enough cans of Sunkist Orange to know what a “by the book” orange soda smells like and Orange Pop is just another chapter in said book. Hopefully the flavor has studied the curriculum. It’s a loose reference to the previous sentence, but it works well enough for me. Moving on.
Much like Lemon Limey, the mouth feel of this soda is indeed a little dry but it works. There’s not a burst of sugary taste, there’s not a film coating my mouth, and there’s not any of the terrible aftertaste that stevia is known for. Honest Fizz Orange Pop is like orange soda graduated from college, bought a town home, and adopted a dog. It has its life in order and no longer has time for the crazy parties it used to throw back at Berkeley. That’s right, orange soda went to Berkeley. Sure, he’ll let loose and play with his dog, but he’s focused on giving you an orange flavored soda without all the nonsense. Some of his friends may not like him anymore because of what he’s become, but Honest Fizz Orange Pop won’t have a hard time making new friends.
The carbonation levels are a little high which is probably masking some of the stevia taste and as the liquid inside heats up a little it’s becoming harder to hide. Even with the stevia taste showing through a little, I’m ok with mature orange soda. I may not visit him as often, but he’s still an ok guy. So I like my orange sodas sugary, there’s nothing wrong with that. I can still appreciate what Honest Fizz has done here. This is a legitimate zero calorie orange soda and if that’s your thing then you won’t be disappointed.
~A
This soda was supplied to us by Honest Fizz
Ok, so I wasn’t thrilled with Honest Fizz Professor Fizz. Did you really expect me to fall head over heels for a stevia sweetened Dr Pepper clone? I have a feeling today will be a better day for Honest Fizz when I review Lemon Limey. The lemon lime flavor combination is tried and true, but I also believe it lends itself to be sweetened by stevia. There’s only a handful of ways to find out if I’m right; I’m picking the way that continues this review.
The scent is faint, but I’m able to discern lime right off the bat. That’s always a good sign in my book as the lime (in my opinion) is the flavor that usually gets left behind when talking about lemon/lime beverages. Perhaps Honest Fizz Lemon Limey will end up teaching a class on how to properly flavor a citrus soda.
Twist embodies lemon lime.
That’s not half bad. Much like I expected, the stevia doesn’t offend as it might in one of the brown sodas (cola, Dr Pepper, root beer). In fact it gives Lemon Limey a bit of a dry sensation you might expect from a fancier beverage. The taste is quite similar to a well flavored sparkling water. Personally I’d choose Honest Fizz Lemon Limey over most any sparkling water based on its flavor.
The carbonation is light, but noticeable. It’s like I’m drinking fancy Sprite except Honest Fizz does a better job emphasizing the two flavors in an individual manner. With that said it’s not flavor-full. Yes, I’m aware that “flavorful” is the word I was looking for, but I wanted to stress that Lemon Limey had flavor, it just wasn’t full of it.
Certainly this soda has a market, but I don’t believe I’m in it. I’m not looking for soda with zero calories sweetened with stevia leaves, if I were though I’d pick up a can of Honest Fizz Lemon Limey. As I stated before, this soda isn’t bitter, it’s dry. The flavor doesn’t make me crave more. This just isn’t my thing, but I can certainly respect the job they did in creating it.
If you prefer diet sodas or you need to have a sugarless soda for one reason or another, then I highly recommend trying Honest Fizz Lemon Limey. On the other hand, if neither of those things are for you then maybe you should pick up a bottle to double check.
~A
This soda was supplied to us by Honest Fizz
I have returned from my long break and I’m sure the rumors about my departure were just starting to run rampant. Had I gone off the deep end, sold my Soda Jerk stock and purchased a yacht? Perhaps I gave up soda drinking and was living in a little cave with only the essentials. Maybe I was prepping for Game of Thrones Season 4 to start. I’m not sure we’ll ever figure out what I was up to, but I’m sure it’s a tale for the police.
Today’s review comes from the folks at Honest Tea. They make a soda called Honest Fizz that comes in four (hopefully) fantastic flavors. Honest Fizz is a zero calorie soda that’s naturally sweetened with stevia. Here’s their ingredient list for those interested. You know there won’t be a lot of ingredients because I’d be too lazy to type them. Anywho, here they are: Carbonated Water, Erythritol, Organic Caramel Color, Natural Flavors, Stevia Leaf Extract, Citric Acid, and Caffeine. For those who don’t know what Erythritol is, it’s a sugar that’s sometimes found in fruit and fermented food. I don’t know if Honest Fizz’s is from fruit or from a lab, either way it’s in there.
What I’ve chosen today is called Professor Fizz. Honestly I don’t really know what flavor Professor Fizz is as the label has what looks to be a cherry on it, but the description on the back reads like this may have Dr Pepper similarity. You be the judge.
“Professor Fizz has a Ph.D. in taste, and one sip will tell you why. There’s no way to describe this unique, all-natural spiced cherry flavor, other than to say it’s a definite A+.”
Fun Fact: Twist was known as Professor Fizz when he taught school in the 1800's.
So I counted a total of two puns in there. I’m ok with puns… the lip of the can says “So-da-lightful”…I’m no longer comfortable with this many puns/plays on words. Now that I’ve written my longest intro yet, lets me get to actually reviewing.
Judging by the smell of Professor Fizz I’m going to say they’re going for the Dr Pepper experience in this soda. To back up my theory, the color is brown with a light red hue. Scent-wise they’re doing a pretty good job matching it though. Should be interesting to see how the taste stacks up.
Curse you stevia. The first third of my sip tastes like Diet Dr Pepper. The cherry/cola/root beer taste is there. It’s sweet, it’s light, and it’s enjoyable. The carbonation brushes gently across my tongue in a playful way. I want to take another sip, but then the first third of my sip ends abruptly. The second third of my sip begins to taste like Diet Dr. The sweetness is turning into a somewhat bitter chemical sensation. The cherry/cola/root beer flavor is fading quickly and the overall makeup of the soda is deteriorating. By the time I’m in the home stretch it’s a bitter liquid that doesn’t even resemble what it sought out to be like so many of us out there.
You leave home at 18 to go out into the world with so many ideas. You have your flaws, but you still feel unstoppable. As time marches on you gain a more realistic view. Bills, work, and booze infiltrate your life. You black out. Now you sit hunched over a computer writing soda reviews for the masses. Three meals a day are passed to you through the bars of your “office”. You tell them you have a peanut allergy, but they keep putting them on the brownies to spite you. Your boss comes in every hour on the hour to make sure you’re still cranking them out. Finally one day you find a way to escape.
A speck of sunlight is seen at the end of the long hall. You make a break for it. For over a month you’re out in the world again, feeling light and airy. A few weeks later you check the site and see that some other schmuck has posted a review. Relief passes over your body as you figure the search for you is all but over. You go to your family’s house to spend Easter Sunday with them, but that’s where they get you. Before you can ring the doorbell the men in blue gag you and bring you back to your computer so that you can write more reviews.
That “fictional tale” is what Professor Fizz’s journey seems like. It started off with such hope and promise, but the speed in which it deconstructed into a bitter beverage with a stevia aftertaste is astounding. I know they want to have a zero calorie soda and I don’t fault them for that. If they want to have an improved flavor then they need to cut the stevia with some sugar. Just do half and half to see what it tastes like. It’ll still be pretty low in calorie and you might have a wider appeal. What do I know though? I don’t make soda; I just sit here in my office eating brownies all day.
~A
This soda supplied to us by Honest Fizz
I wanted to do a review today, but didn’t feel like drinking a sugary soda. Thankfully a while back the guys at ThirstMonger sent me two flavors of Something Natural and I had only completed the review of one of them. You may remember the last time I reviewed a beverage from Something Natural. The flavor was strawberry peach and I was genuinely impressed with both their simplistic ingredient list and the way they used both sugar and stevia to sweeten. Well today I have Something Natural Black Cherry and I truly believe this is going to hit the spot.
Twist ate a bird once...once.
A stronger than expected black cherry scent is easily detected exiting this beautiful bottle. Something Natural really does do an excellent job in the presentation department. Everything is simple yet elegant, making just looking at the bottle a treat. I am a little nervous about black cherry sparkling water though. Black cherry is known for being a very robust flavor and so many flavors made into sparkling waters get muted or left behind in the process. Hopefully Something Natural knows what they’re doing in this regard.
My fear was met somewhere in the middle. The flavor of black cherry is easily identified, but at the cost of tasting somewhat diet. It’s my opinion that the black cherry flavor should never be confused with a diet taste. I don’t care if you’re soda is Diet Black Cherry, removing the cherries natural rich flavor is a crime against the fruit.
Something Natural Black Cherry doesn’t taste poorly at all, but I really think their flavor selection could be better. In the previous review of strawberry peach they had two flavors in their arsenal that translated well into the light fizzy world of sparkling water. Everything else about this beverage is located on an elevated notch. It’s not quite the top notch, but it’s getting there. The carbonation is fun and inviting. As I’ve stated before, the bottle is pleasant. The ingredient list is to be envied… it’s just that the most important aspect doesn’t work for me. I wonder how Something Natural Watermelon would taste. I’ve looked over their flavors and the second heaviest one seems to be Raspberry Keylime. While I can’t speak for the taste of it, I wouldn’t have the initial doubts about that flavor that I did toward Black Cherry. It’s just too strong of a fruit, flavor, or idea to hinder.
All in all though it’s not a terrible drink; I could easily finish the bottle and my rating will reflect that. If I were you I’d just grab another of their flavors prior to this one.
~A
ThirstMonger has once again sent me a beverage for review and it comes in the prettiest little bottle I’ve ever seen. Something Natural Strawberry Peach is a sparkling water that comes in a shapely blue bottle and includes a friendly looking bird. If I had to guess, I’d say the bird is a sparrow, wren, or finch, but then again I’m no ornithologist. With a quick glance at the ingredients I notice that Something Natural lives up to its name with completely natural ingredients. The sweetener is a double act of cane sugar and stevia which is a show I’ve seen delivered with success. Just looking at this bottle is brining my mind a bit of peace after a long day of work. I may keep this one for the collection, but not before reviewing it of course.
I picked the strawberry peach flavor because it seemed that would translate better for sparkling water than the other flavor I had at my disposal, black cherry. Once I cracked the bottle open I was surprised to get as strong of an aroma as I did. Both the strawberry and peach scents went straight to my olfactory glands and made their presence known. Perhaps this sparkling water will be more soda like than I first anticipated.
Twist apologizes for the fuzziness of this picture
Something Natural Strawberry Peach really is a calming beverage. Holding the bottle and drinking from it almost feels vacationesque and the flavor you get is quite nice as well. Without consulting my site I can tell you immediately that this is the one of the best sparkling waters I’ve ever had. The strawberry peach flavor is true and unwavering with peach being the lead in the play. The stevia’s known aftertaste is lost amongst the carbonation and cane sugar. It’s not a sugary beverage by any means, but it’s sweeter than most other sparkling waters I’ve had. My biggest criticism will come from the aftertaste and it’s hard to single out Something Natural in this instance. All sparkling waters have a dry, somewhat bitter aftertaste to me that nudges me out of the experience. Now I’m sure many look forward to this aftertaste, but I’m not one of those people. Something Natural Strawberry Peach does indeed have this same dry, bitter aftertaste that I’d rather it not have, but it’s what I’m working with.
All in all though, Something Natural is a solid beverage with good flavor presentation and a great ingredient list. If you’re into sparkling waters I bet you’d love it. Now if sparkling water isn’t your thing, I’d still probably give this a try to make sure your opinion is validated.
~A
In front of me I have a soda made by one of my favorite companies, All-Natural Oogave. On the same note, I have a soda in front of me that contains an ingredient that I’m not all that fond of, stevia. Here’s the twist. The company I love used an ingredient I’m not thrilled about and now all I can do about it is review the can of Loca Diet Cola in front of me. First off our history with Oogave is well documented. They were one of the first believers of this site and supplied us with many a tasty beverage. Heck they’re the only company we’ve done a “company review” on (there was supposed to be more of those, but we got lazy). So as I said before, we like Oogave. Now for my beef with stevia.
Stevia, if you are not aware, is a natural sweetener that is very low cal. Stevia is a great alternative to sugar in diet beverages, but for me and many others it leaves a disheartening aftertaste. Any beverage I’ve ever had that was solely sweetened with stevia has not been in my good graces. Never fear, stevia fans. Once upon a time we stumbled upon a beverage that was “split sweetened”. It used both sugar and stevia and the results were fantastic. It seems that sharing the duties with a delicious sweetener was right in the wheel-house of stevia. Fortunately Loca Diet Cola deals with stevia the awesome way.
Loca Diet Cola uses both stevia and agave nectar (an Oogave staple) to tastify their soda. This results in a 10 calorie cola which may still leave you skeptical, but hopefully I’m about to sway you to the positive. Aside from the sweetener, Loca Diet Cola is an all-natural beverage, but if you’re a fan of Oogave like we are that shouldn’t surprise you in the slightest. Even though I’m a fan of their products I too still have my doubts that this diet cola is going to knock my socks off in the taste department. I guess there’s only one way to find out.
A noticeable cola scent rises from the mouth of the can. It doesn’t have the “chemical scent” that many diet colas have and for that I mark down a point in the “nice” column.
The first sip reveals that I will not be partaking in that dreaded stevia aftertaste today, so good for you Loca Diet Cola. Now that my fear has been quelled I can focus better on the task at hand. Each sip I take includes the following: Cola flavor, club soda flavor, cola flavor. I’m not really sure what’s happening in the middle there, but the cola flavor kind of ducks out for a second and I’m left with a curious experience. I don’t find Loca Diet Cola as rich as other colas in taste, but that may be by design. If I were to do a blind taste test on this beverage I could tell you that it’s a diet cola, but a good diet cola and that’s good because those are so far and few between.
The carbonation level in Loca Diet Cola is great as the bubbles are staying strong throughout, racing around my teeth and gums. It’s this racing speed that surprises me as many Oogave sodas are lower in carbonation due to the agave nectar not getting along with the C02 molecules… more or less. Apparently the addition of stevia allows those molecules to attach a little easier and create the very fun mouth feel I just experienced.
Overall, Loca Diet Cola is a good diet soda and one I would recommend to anyone out there that either drinks diet beverages or is considering switching to diet beverages. In a world where diet sodas are usually a chemical stew it’s really nice to see an all-natural, organic entry into this market. Go Oogave! Googave!
~A
Who you tryin' to get crazy with ese? Don't you know I'm drinkin' loca?
Those of you who are fans of the Larry Potter books will be familiar with this delectable treat. Today’s entry is from the Flying Cauldron on Dragon Alley… Butterscotch Beer! I’m sure you were jealous when Larry, Jon, and Calliope enjoyed this brew in the Four Broomsticks, The Hogs Shed, or the previously mentioned Flying Cauldron. Be jealous no more, because the Flying Cauldron has broadened its sales region to include us Huggles… that’s humans to you non fans. There’s even a brief history on the back of the bottle. It reads:
Since 1374, the Flying Cauldron has been making this magical brew for under aged wizards or wizards who are young at heart at their brew pub in Hogsbreath England. The recipe has changed little over the centuries. It has the perfect combination of spells and quality natural ingredients. Add a scoop of vanilla ice cream to create our Giggle Potion.
Then it’s signed by one Reed’s Inc. I must say that their inclusion of the Giggle Potion is highly irresponsible as you may know with the wrong dosage you could easily laugh yourself to death which is no laughing matter… after you die… from laughter. Well I won’t be creating any of the dangerous Giggle Potion today; I’m just going to drink this straight out of the bottle. Upward!
Remember that candy jar your grandparents used to keep all their butterscotch in? As far as you know it was filled with butterscotch for its entire existence. That’s what this brew smells of… a very potent butterscotch aroma hits you in the face like a troll. Since butterscotch is one of my favorite candies, hopefully this will be one of my favorite sodas. Accio-Butterscotch Beer!
Liquid butterscotch. The review is complete. Buy all of it. No, I mustn’t do that to my readers or my editor Rita Skeeta would hang me with a wizard rope or something. Seriously though, this tastes like liquid butterscotch. When it first hits your tongue, as I’ve now said twice, you get the taste sensation of butterscotch except the flavoring of the brew isn’t quite as rich as the candy. I’m curious if that’s because it’s in liquid form. The flavor seems watered down a bit, but I’m unsure if it’s even possible to achieve 100% butterscotch flavoring in a liquid with this viscosity. Let’s see how much sugar is in here. Wait… what black magic is this? There’s stevia in this brew and I didn’t even catch an aftertaste? I see that it’s also sweetened with 30 grams of cane sugar, but I would never have expected stevia. At least they were smart enough to not sweeten with the sweetener that shall not be named.
Butterscotch Beer carbonation levels are medium and it isn’t really noticeable until midway through my sip then it ramps up just a bit as the beverage completes consumption. Thankfully it’s not a very heavy beverage so this “Reed’s Inc.” did a good job in what I believe would be a difficult task. If I had to compare it to a Huggle beverage it would most compare to a rich cream soda that you’ve dropped several butterscotch in. Maybe those of you who hate wizards, or wizardists as I call you, should try that approach instead of making trouble in Dragon Alley… OH WAIT, you can’t even go to Dragon Alley! Incendio!
So a big thanks to the folks at the Flying Cauldron for creating this soda. Your spells were on point and though you endangered millions by leaking the Giggle Potion recipe I’ll buy from you in the future.
~A
One of Twist's middle names is Advada Kedavra
With the holiday season wrapped up and all the orange soda consumed the stress level among the human population is now steadily declining. If only there was some way to hurry up this stress relief, some sort of… soda. Thanks to the fine folks at Zenify there just might be! Zenify calls itself “the live stress free drink”, and says this no less than 4 times on each can. This is apparently due to the active ingredient L-theanine which “increases serotonin and dopamine levels, promoting relaxation and concentration.” This ingredient is followed up with the 2nd active ingredient Gaba which is “a natural calming agent that enhances relaxation and memory support.” Something that amuses me about this “if the 90’s were still the future” can design is the fact that there are no capital letters in the primary design or explanation of the drink. I was also told by the Zenify PR firm (this was given to us by them, btw) that it was sweetened with Stevia. Now if you’ve read any review I’ve written about an only Stevia sweetened beverage you know I haven’t liked any of them. Here’s the e-mail conversation that always happens between me and whoever is peddling the Stevia sweetened beverage.
Company X: Would you like to review this drink? It’s sweetened with Stevia.
Totally Awesome Me: Thanks! I’d love to, but I’ve never liked a soda sweetened only with Stevia.
Company X: Yeah, me either, but ours is completely different and I actually like it.
T.A.M.: Ok, can’t say I didn’t warn you.
Then I usually drink the beverage and dislike it, thus completing the Stevia cycle. The folks at Zenify said that the citrus taste of Zenify should mask the terrible parts of the Stevia it’s sweetened with. I think I’ve babbled long enough about it; it’s time to see if they’re correct. Off we go!
I will say that Zenify smells a bit like grapefruit juice mixed with mango so they’re already off on the right foot with the old nose. C’mon Zenify… wow me.
Thank you for not lying to me Zenify, the citrus flavor does indeed cover any terrible Stevia aftertaste that I might have experienced otherwise. It’s light, fruity, and one of the more enjoyable “lifestyle beverages” I’ve had to date. The primary taste to me is that of grapefruit, but I can’t seem to shake the mango off of my palate either. I can’t tell if either of these fruits were used in making it because the ingredients list the ever vague “natural flavors”. What I can do is tell you that this has a ridiculous amount of Vitamin C, B6, B12 and only 13 grams of sugar.
Looking at the tiny print I noticed that Crystalline Fructose is also included in the ingredients. According to Old Man Internet, Crystalline Fructose is 98% fructose and the rest are trace minerals and water. It’s also apparently 20% sweeter than table sugar and 5% (not sure how you measure that) sweeter than HFCS. However sweet it is I’m sure it’s helping cut into this Stevia aftertaste as well. We once had a 50/50 drink sweetened with Stevia and Sugar and it was fantastic. I really wish more companies would use Stevia like that instead of relying on it solely to sweeten their drink.
Zenify isn’t a very sweet drink at all, relying more on the flavor of the fruit to carry the drink. I don’t know if it’s due to the drink but I do feel more relaxed now that I’ve finished the can. We don’t usually review the “affects” of a beverage, just the taste. I’ll let you decide for yourselves if Zenify actually calms your body. As for me, I’ll be drinking this again.
~A
(This beverage was supplied to us by Zenify)
Why is there an adorable monkey in this swag picture? That's the kind of power Twist yields.
At a local upscale grocery store I spot a soda I've yet to review. Steaz Blueberry Pomegranate flavor is the aforementioned product and honestly a blueberry pomegranate mix sounds bit scary. But, I've probably had worse, so I make the purchase and cart the newly acquired bottle back to the small apartment I call home. I would like to add that I purchased some rather stout coffee in case my newly acquired drink doesn't fit the bill.
With the newly chilled bottle in hand I decide to scan the label to see just what I'll be consuming. It dawns on me that the time to read the label was probably at the store, but late is better than never, and what would a review be without some mention of what the drinks ingredients are any way? So I look over the ingredients list. First this stuff has zero calories, a good start if one finds calorie content important. Organic flavors and filtered sparkling water are part of the mix. One thing that is worth mentioning is that Steaz is sweetened with the Stevia. For those of you who are unfamiliar Stevia, it is an all-natural alternative to sugar. The only catch in my opinion is that Stevia doesn't taste very good at all, and by not very good I mean horrible. So at this point I don't think my Steaz experience will end well, but there is only one way to find out.
So the top is off and I don't detect any smell. So far, so good. So I cross my fingers and take a large gulp. Not bad. Not great either. It does taste like blueberry and pomegranate, and I must say the flavor is a good mix of both. But the sweetener smacks me in the mouth, almost literally. To be honest the sweetener isn't strong and is almost completely masked by the Blueberry and Pomegranate flavoring, but it still stands out and doesn't get any better the more I drink. So I finish the bottle to give the drink a fair shot. After some reflection I find the overall taste to be poor due to the sweetener. Also there is an aftertaste that closely resembles Stevia, and that is not a good thing at all. Looks like I'll need to drink that coffee after all.
Steaz Blueberry Pomegranate has decent ingredients but has a taste that resides somewhere on the bottom end of poor. If you’re a fan of the Stevia, then Steaz is a good buy. If not, look elsewhere.
C.W.
Stevia is being touted as a "next-gen sweetener." We don't know what's so bad about cane sugar, but it doesn't seem to be good enough for the soda industry. So here's stevia, in the form of Dr. Zevia, part of a line of stevia sweetened sodas. Dr. Zevia is their Dr. Pepper type drink. So how does this next-gen, or "robot doctor" as we'll call it, hold up?
Pretty bad. Sure, it's diet, and diet to us is slang for "horrible," which it is. It's really bad. It's like a watery Dr. Pepper. But to be fair, maybe we're not the best judges on this.
When it comes to diet sodas, this is bad, but it's not horrible. It's not Beverly, that's for sure.
It does have some redeeming factors. For one, it is zero calories, thanks to the stevia. The ingredient list is fairly decent too, with lots of natural oils and cherry essence. No sodium benzoate either! That's always a plus.
So we may not be the best judges of diet soda for taste, but we can say that this is much better in the ingredient department than grabbing another diet soda. So for that...
-Mike
