I don’t normally review mainstream sodas, but I felt it important to follow the saga that is Sierra Mist. When Sierra Mist came out it was Pepsi’s version of a clear citrus soda not called Slice. Sierra Mist was alright in my mind, better than Sprite, worse than 7Up, but still an acceptable choice.
Read MoreA while back I was given a bottle of Ski soda. Ski is a citrus soda not unlike Mtn Dew or Sundrop, but favors the lime flavor a bit more than those two. Cherry Ski, which is our selection today, is listed as being cherry flavored citrus soda as opposed to just cherry.
Read MoreOh, the dollar store. How kind of you to sell me four cans of Shasta Orange for $1. This could be acid, but I only paid 25 cents for it… so who cares?! The bright orange can tells me that Shasta Orange also has Vitamin C in it. I’d pay 25 cents for some Vitamin C in my life, who wouldn’t? People with scurvy that’s who.
Read MoreYou know what makes me excited? If you said “soda” then you took the easy way out. If you said “alternate sweeteners” then you’re in my mind right now. What the fine folks at Hosmer Mountain have done in their Root Beer is use brown sugar in the formula. That’s pretty dang exciting in my book. They also use HFCS, but just the fact that brown sugar is incorporated makes me excited to taste it.
Read MoreWe’ve got an odd situation today. I have a can in front of me that’s identical (except the name) to Quinabeer. It’s red and has “Champion George Prince” on it flexing. Seriously how many other cans of soda would look like this?
So much flexing.
My concern is that Champs Cola (btw I’m reviewing Champs Cola today) is just a rebranded Quinabeer. If that’s the case then I’m going to be a little sad. If that’s NOT the case then I’m going to be perplexed as to why an exact labeling doppleganger (minus the name) was created.
It smells like a bubble gum cream soda so I’m starting to think this is the exact same beverage. That’s ok, I’ll still review it. That way if someone (you) searches for Champ’s Cola they have an entry to find.
Who knows, perhaps I’ll forget what I thought about it before and rate it differently. I seriously hope that I don’t, but I’m not going to read my Quinabeer review until after I’m done.
Ok, so it’s a bubble gum cream with a hint of orange soda to boot. It’s this orange kicker that makes me not dismiss it immediately as a bubble gum monstrosity. I’m not big on the bubble gum if you haven’t concocted that thought yet.
Even though the orange is pleasing to my pallet the bubble gum is just too overpowering for me to really get into this soda. That’s unfortunate for Champ’s Cola as I think expounding on the citrus flavor could really make this go a long way. That’s kind of a cocky thought, but I’m a “Jerk” so it should be expected.
All in all, Champ’s Cola aka Quinabeer aka Champ’s Cola, has the makings of being excellent, but the ratios just aren’t quite there.
~A
This was given to me by Rasslin’ Jakit
I like this picture more than I should
Just when you think you have nothing to review someone goes to the Grand Cayman Islands and grabs you a soda. Three sodas to be exact… well two sodas from Grand Cayman and one from Mexico. The one in question today is Jupina, with a tilde over the “n” although I’m not really sure how to do that.
The labeling of Jupina involves a picture of a pineapple upon a pineapple background. There’s a lot of pineapple involved here so let’s go ahead and assume that’s the flavor. The ingredients show that this can has 50 grams of sugar in it. That my friends is a bunch o’ sugar. Other ingredients listed are standard artificially flavored soda fare. Let’s crack the can and give it a go.
It smells a little bit like an orange pineapple mix, but I’m still thinking this is primarily a pineapple soda. Trust me when I say I’d prefer it be orange/pineapple. I’m not sure why you wouldn’t trust me on that, or why I even needed to say “trust me”.
That is not the color of a pineapple soda. That is the color of a cream soda. I’m now officially worried.
I’m no longer worried. This is a pineapple cream soda and I’m 100% cool with that. Pineapple cream isn’t something I’m used to, but the combo works out nicely. In the case of Jupina though the cream outweighs the pineapple.
This heavy cream taste keeps the pineapple’s bite at bay. Not that a pineapple is a very violent fruit, but it’s not as tame as Jupina makes it seem. Reaching the end of the sip you’re tapped by the grenade like fruit. Honestly I’d compare it to someone accidentally shoulder checking you in a crowded venue. It’s a little unexpected, but as long as you’re not a complete jerk you’ll quickly forget about it.
I can honestly say that Jupina has exceeded my expectations as a soda. Perhaps if I could read the Spanish language I’d know it was pineapple cream, but I feel I enjoyed it more being a surprise.
If I could change any aspect of it I’d add a bit more pineapple taste to give the end a little more violence. The smooth cream start and bumpy end would be a nice ride for a soda to give.
This soda was given to my by Rasslin’ Jakit
I’ve seen a lot of mascots on labels before, but never a seal until today. Goslings Ginger Beer has a drawing of a seal on it’s label. The seal has a life preserver around its neck with the word “Stormy” on it. This allows me to assume that it’s name is Stormy the Seal which is a perfectly acceptable name for a seal.
Stormy sits on the words “Ginger Beer” and underneath that “The refreshing zip of ginger”. Now ginger is a lot of things, but “refreshing” was never something I’d attribute to it.
A seal, a hippo, and an iguana review a soda...
Ingredients wise this is comprised of carbonated water, HFCS, natural ginger beer flavor, citric acid, gum acacia, and ester gum. Which one of those ingredients bothers you the most? If it’s not “natural ginger beer flavor” then I’m questioning your questioning ability.
What is “natural ginger beer flavor”? It’s clearly not “ginger” because I believe they’d have put “ginger” on the label. Can you find “natural ginger beer flavor” in the wild? Did they make a ginger beer through natural methods then steal it of its flavor? Isn’t a ginger beer one part carbonation and one part natural ginger beer flavor? SO MANY QUESTIONS! Enough questions, it’s time to drink.
Goslings Ginger Beer has the lightest of scents. The little bit of aroma I can discern is more citrus than ginger. HOLD THE PHONE. This is the Official Ginger Beer of the 35th America’s Cup. How did I not see this? This better be fan-freaking-tastic if it’s the official anything of anything.
After the first sip my concern has cooled a bit. Goslings Ginger Beer may have ridiculous ingredients and be an official something of something, but it’s better than I thought it’d be. The mouthfeel is cool, crisp and refreshing at first. This experience transforms smoothly into the ginger burn you’d expect with a ginger beer. It’s a strong burn, but not overly so. Strong enough that I’m enjoying the pain, but not so much that it’s keeping me from wanting to go back.
On the downside, I am noticing the more I drink this the more the cracks are starting to show. What started off as cool and refreshing is being replace with metallic and medicinal. The burn is unchanged, but overall Goslings Ginger Beer does not build upon itself well. Odd how an experience can change so quickly.
So there you have it, Goslings Ginger Beer starts off well, but ultimately doesn’t meet the mark set by many of the ginger beers before it.
~A
This was purchased at an HEB grocer
I don’t even know what to call Mountain Dew anymore. Is it “Mtn Dew”, “mtn dew”, “MTN DEW”, or are we supposed to pretend the can still says “Mountain Dew”? Either way my fridge was running low on soda to review so I grabbed a can of MTN Dew (my personal interpretation of what’s right) Baja Blast.
Baja is one of Twist's many middle names
For some reason my brain thought it’d be best if I chose the 24oz can. I have no idea why I thought that much MTN Dew would be appropriate for me, but here we are. For those not in the know MTN Dew Baja Blast was a flavor that was only found at Taco Bell for the longest times. Then a few months back they released it into the wild for a limited time. MTN Dew fans went nuts. At the time it happened I took notice and probably thought, “I should pick up a really giant can of that one day for review”. Well now you’re here reading that review that was thought of so long ago.
Look on the side of most any mainstream soda and you’ll get the same ingredients as Baja Blast. It’s a combo of caffeine, HFCS, Artificial/Natural Flavors, chemicals, and colors. Ultimately it’s supposed to embody a “tropical lime flavor” according to the can. Hopefully they’re right.
Well it smells like lime MTN Dew so I can’t be too angry at that. Even though I just started walking the trail I’m quite pleased with the scenery.
Wow, this might be a top three MTN Dew flavor for me. It does have an oddly smooth and candy like lime taste, but it doesn’t seem overly sweet to me. The well known original MTN Dew flavor is hidden behind the foliage of the lime, making the journey feel safe. This isn’t the dangerous Code Red (my favorite MTN Dew flavor), but it’s different enough to feel new.
I’ll be honest, I opened this comically large can thinking I’d dislike this flavor. MTN Dew is hit or miss for me and I fully expected this to whiff. It’s amazing this soda doesn’t taste like crow. It doesn’t have a heavy syrup feel to it, the carbonation isn’t overly strong, the flavor isn’t overpowering. It’s a really easy soda to drink. As with most things there are a few negatives.
First off the taste builds on itself a little awkwardly. It’s like my tastebuds are anticipating each sip now so the initial tastes are more enjoyable than the later ones. There is a bit of an aftertaste as well. It’s not unpleasant, but it doesn’t fall into the category of good either. While it does taste different from original MTN Dew it’s still a fairly safe alteration of it. That’s not a huge knock against it, but I do wish the lime flavor could be featured a bit more prominantly.
So there you have it, a handful of good things and a couple bad, some of which might be nit picky. All in all though I enjoyed my time with Baja Blast. Code Red and Original Dew are still one and two, but at least now I have a solid three. So here’s to knowing my top three Dew flavors and to MTN Dew for always taking chances.
~A
This can was purchased at good ol’ Wal-Mart
There are two entities on this earth I trust to make a delicious special edition soda, the video game industry and basketball players. Fortunately today’s entry is from the latter. Sprite LeBron’s Mix is basketball’s own LeBron James’ own personal mix of Sprite. I didn’t catch any commercials for this, but I picture him in a lab coat with goggles holding test tubes or something at the Sprite laboratories.
Twist also took his talents to Miami before returning home. He was arrested.
All of that potentially imagined lab work resulted in a “Lemon-Lime Soda” that is “Natural cherry and orange flavored with other natural flavors”. The word natural is so nice they worked it in twice. Let’s see what else is in the bottle. Carbonated water, high fructose corn syrup, citric acid, sodium citrate, and a dash of sodium benzoate for luck. Man, LeBron really knows his stuff. If only Hotlips or Swamp Pop had gotten a hold of his soda making prowess. Enough chit chat, time for reviewing.
Immediately this smells better than regular Sprite. The orange aroma jumps out immediately and attacks the ol’ olfactory gland. I’m having a harder time finding the cherry. Hey! You in the back with the sophomoric mind. Quit snickering. Anywho, I’m having a harder time finding the cherry, but hopefully it’ll be there in taste. Let’s find out.
Oddly enough I taste more of the cherry than I do the orange. Both of these tastes, as natural as they may be, seem artificial to me though. That’s not to say this isn’t good. Sprite LeBron’s Mix is better than original Sprite yet worse than Sprite Remix. Of course there are a lot of sodas worse than Sprite Remix. The guy that gave this to me said he felt it tasted like Surge cut with Sprite. I can definitely see where he came to that conclusion, but I’d need to taste more orange to completely agree.
The carbonation level seems to be on par with Sprite, perhaps a little too carbonated. The syrupy mouthfeel of Sprite is lessened to some degree, which is nice. All in all though this tastes like cherry Sprite with some orange and smells like orange sprite with some cherry. The more I drink it though the less natural it tastes so I’m going to stop now.
~A
This soda was given to me by Wrastlin’ Jakito
George Prince flexes his impressive biceps on a can of Quinabeer. I don’t know who George Prince is though. My brief search led me to more picture of the young Prince George than I cared to look at. Quinabeer is made by Cawy and other than having a “body builder” on it’s label it resides in a red can. Now Coca Cola has done a pretty fantastic job of making me associate red and white cans with Coke, so I immediately assume that Quinabeer is a sort of cola. It probably isn’t, but that’s what 32 years of marketing has done to my brain. Let’s find out what it really tastes like, together. Except for those of you who already know. You be quiet.
George Prince once claimed a victory over Twist. Perhaps this is why you've never heard of him.
Well this smells like orange soda. I no longer have any clue regarding Quinabeer. The scent did make me salivate though, so good on them.
If Big Red had orange flavoring it would taste like this. A coupling of orange and bubble gum, Quinabeer is truly unlike anything I’ve tried to date and that’s getting harder and harder to do. Both of these flavors have equal billing in the program and neither outshines the other. This balance is met with a rather raucous carbonation that sizzles at the end of each sip. I’m usually not a fan of bubble gum flavored sodas, but the citrus cuts into it enough that I can forgive it.
Now for the bad. Quinabeer leaves a very syrupy feel in my mouth. Its flavor just kind of hangs about like a kid who graduated still lurking around his high school. Sure, maybe he was a great guy when he was a senior, but now it’s just kind of creepy and you wish he’d go away.
Creepy guy aside, Quinabeer does have a combination like I’ve never seen but the flavors involved are just alright. I’m not going to tell my friends that I tried Quinabeer. Don’t get me wrong, I consider all of you my friends… but you understand… right? The fact that the entire time I typed this paragraph my mouth was occupied by the syrupy ghost of George Prince has me questioning my initial ranking. Ah well, better luck next time.
~A
This soda was purchased at World Market
Welcome to “Plain-cans-ville”. This can of Cawy Lemon Lime, much like it’s Watermelon soda, looks like something you’d see in a sitcom vending machine. It’s made by Cawy and the flavor is lemon lime. That’s all the label wants you to know. Oh, and there’s some snowflakes of some sort as well… perhaps they’re stars. Who knows?
If I judged books by their covers I’d say this is going to be insanely generic although I’m happy to see the ingredients include extract of lemon and lime oils. Perhaps this one ingredient will push this from generic to recomendable. That’s quite the important leap in rating. Let’s find out together shall we, as we always do… because we’re a team you and I.
A stronger than expected lemon lime scent (heavier on the lemon) pops out of the mouth of the can. Aside from being strong the aroma itself is nothing special. I’m ok with “regular aromas” though because they’re more likely to lead to average or good drinks than they are bad. Either my expectations will be met or they’ll be exceeded. C’mon, buddy. Let’s you and me find out together. Team us!
You're a syrupy aftertaste! No, you are!
Two things. Thing one is the fact that this is more lime based in terms of flavor than it is lemon. Does that make it a Lime Lemon drink? Thing two is the fact that there’s something off about the taste of this, but i can’t put my finger on it. Perhaps “Thing two” will go away the more I consume as my palette gets used to the flavor.
Cawy Lemon Lime does have a decent amount of flavor to it. Thankfully this flavor is pretty good and in my opinion better than Sprite, but not quite as good as 7Up if we’re going to compare. The lime taste I’m getting is fairly sweet and candy like while the lemon seems to be on par with other limon sodas.
As I hoped “Thing two” is pretty much fading away although I think I figured it out. Some drinks have syrupy aftertastes that linger after each sip. Cawy Lemon Lime gives you this experience right off the bat. The first thing I taste is that syrupy aftertaste and it lingers throughout the entire duration of my sip. On the plus side the more I drink the less I notice it as it builds upon itself to the point where everything tastes kind of syrupy candy limey. That’s the kind of review you get here folks. What does Cawy Lemon Lime taste like? Well it’s kind of syrupy candy limey. Good night, everybody!
~A
This soda was purchased at World Market
This can of soda looks like something you’d see on a television show. Like a bag of “Let’s Potato Chips” it just looks incredibly fake. The word “Watermelon” is emblazoned at the top of the can with a country bumpkin kid below enjoying the worlds largest piece of watermelon. Only after searching the can for a bit do I see that it’s made by Cawy. Cawy was an international brand founded in Cuba, but is now headquartered in Miami, Florida.
A scroll with French words on it label one side of the can while what can only be assumed to be the English translation occupy the other side. “Soda, Naturally and Artificially Flavored” it says. Let’s run the other side through Google Translate and see what we get. “Soda flavored with watermelon.” That’s not quite the same thing at all. In fact according to the ingredients it’s a straight up lie. Natural flavors aren’t even a listed ingredient. This Cawy Watermelon is getting shadier by the second. Better open it up before I learn too much.
Twist is crying. You just can't tell.
Ok, so it smells like watermelon and a little bit of cantaloupe. In case you’re not aware, I’m under the belief that cantaloupe was created by the devil. Why else would it taste so foul? Clearly Satan made it to trick people into eating it. Every fruit it touches it ruins. It’s truly an evil fruit. With that said I really don’t want to drink this.
I have no idea what this even tastes like. It’s not “projectile vomit” bad, but I’m almost certain I won’t be finishing this can. A sickly sweet watermelon(?) taste oozes over the entirety of my mouth. Even my lips are subjected to this interesting flavor. When I’m not tasting watermelon(?) I’m tasting bubble gum and I’m pretty sure I shouldn’t be. The mingling of the two flavors results in the birth of a sugary medicinal baby. Quite similar to Amoxicillin, but add a terrible watermelon(?) taste to the mix.
I think I’m going to stop now. Don’t get me wrong there is a very brief upside to this soda. Remember? It’s not “projectile vomit” bad. This baby doesn’t taste very good. At the right angles he’s cute, but once you really get to know him you’ll be happy you never had kids...or if you did have kids they grew up and became root beer or cola. You know, something respectable.
~A
This soda was purchased at World Market
I like lemonade. Who doesn’t? Don’t answer that because I would judge you harshly. I also like soda. Who doesn’t? None of you because you’re reading this site. I seriously doubt my prose are impressive enough to pull people (if you can call them that) that hate soda. So since I like both lemonade and soda you know I love it when a carbonated lemonade finds its way in front of me. Today that beverage is called Nesbitt’s Honey Lemonade and their logo is fantastic! It’s the kind of logo I would proudly wear. A circular logo that half lemon and half honey comb. Genius!
Twist is disappointed, but you didn't hear it from me.
Looking at the ingredients I see this is sadly sweetened with HFCS, but also includes honey! It’s listed right there next to Yellow #5 so you know it must be an important ingredient. Yellow #5 and Honey working together as they always should. OK, so I wish this was a little more natural of a drink. Perhaps the flavor will make me forget my wish.
Impressively enough the aroma that comes off the bottle is indeed a mixture of lemon and honey. The honey rides in on the tart scent of the lemon. He’s waving wildly to make sure I notice him and see the neat trick he’s doing, but I knew he was there from aroma alone.
That is the finest (in the minimal sense) carbonation level I think I’ve ever encountered. Such a miniscule amount of fizz, barely enough to even register as a mouth feel. Like a feather tickling an elephant it is. I understand they didn’t want to take away from the fact that it’s a lemonade, but c’mon.
As for the flavor I see why the honey was trying to get my attention earlier. If I didn’t know about him it would be easy to just think this was a sweet lemonade. Thankfully he waved at me so I can appreciate the mild honey flavor I get with every sip. Average is how I would rate the lemonade portion of this soda. It’s not all that flavorful and you could replicate it by purchasing numerous other products.
Now that I’m at the bottom of the bottle I’m finding that the honey flavor stacks on itself a little bit. It’s not enough for me to rethink the rating of this beverage, but it’s a neat thing to look forward too. All in all this is a fun concept that ended up being a passable soda.
~A
So I just looked over our database of sodas (588 at the writing of this review) and I’ve never reviewed anything from Dr. Brown. I see it most everywhere I go, yet I’ve yet to pick up a bottle. Had I known that I would have picked up their root beer, but I suppose Dr. Brown’s Original Cream Soda will be a fine first taste as well. I’m sure in that assessment because the bottle clearly says that it’s a “Flavor Favorite for Generations”. Who am I to turn down a generational flavor favorite? Heck, the label has the statue of liberty on it. I’m not really sure how that works into the brand, but I’ll go with it. Ok, so I had to look it up. Apparently Dr. Brown’s soda originated in New York. Amazing how things make sense like that.
Looking at the ingredients I see that this is sweetened with sugar and/or high fructose corn syrup. I really wish they would just pick one and keep us from guessing, but the bevy of chemical listed afterwards makes me care a little less.
Twist has 14 different doctorates. 12 are legit.
It smells like a rich and creamy cream soda. Sugary, smooth, and full of sweet smells. I have a feeling this is going to be an above average cream soda with a powerful taste full of sucrose.
Interesting, the flavor is lighter than I imagined. Here I was fully ready to be drowning in cream soda syrup and I’m greeting with a well balanced cream soda that doesn’t weigh heavily within my mouth. It’s not very often a cream soda has a mouth feel like this, so I must credit them for a soda that “feels good” to drink.
The flavor, while not as powerful as I suspected, still shines brightly enough for me to enjoy the typical cream soda taste. This is helped out by a carbonation level that mostly stays out of the way allowing the flavor to present itself the best it can.
Ultimately though Dr. Brown’s Original Cream Soda is good. I personally like a smoother feel in my cream soda, but as I said before I appreciate the variety that this brings to the soda world. I’d drink this again if offered, but I don’t see myself buying multiples since I could just as easily enjoy an A&W Cream Soda instead.
~A
This soda was purchased at World Market
Ramune is a Japanese soda that incorporates a marble in the sealing of the beverage. Hello Kitty is Hello Kitty. If you combine the two you’re a giant robot away from a Japanese cliche trifecta. Since I don’t have my own mech I’ll just review this Hello Kitty Ramune Strawberry Soda instead. The label is very pink with Hello Kitty prominantly featured. It seems she either has strawberries balanced on her head or they’re supposed to be some sort of bow. Let’s go with the bow angle. Oh, this soda is totally chemical...but it’s also Hello Kitty.
One day I’ll be good at these marble openings. Today was not the day. Once the marble was removed a burst of strawberry candy aroma hit my nose. I kind of figured it’d be super sugary, but it’s also Hello Kitty.
Twist is a rejected Sanrio character.
Wow, the carbonation level of Hello Kitty Ramune Strawberry Soda is much higher than I initially expected. This higher level of fizz cuts the flavor enough to not make it taste like a syrupy mess. The soda itself is right below the “too sugary” mark that I’ve made up on some imaginary sugar ruler. You know what this tastes like? It tastes like you ordered a Strawberry Fanta from some fast food place and their soda fountain has the CO2 and syrup levels wrong.
I’m finding out that there are times that strawberry soda needs to taste like a syrupy mess and this is one of them. I want my mouth to be candy coated in strawberry syrup. I want the aftertaste to linger longer than it should. I feel like I’m drinking half of a strawberry soda.
What’s somewhat unfair about all this is that I wouldn’t rate this any higher if I got my wishes that I listed above. No matter how you cut it this has a very generic flavor, like a lot of Ramune, and it just doesn’t stand out...but it also has Hello Kitty.
~A
This soda was purchased at World Market
A mere four ounces assures me that I’m not dreaming. The label is exactly as I remember it over 15 years ago, but there’s a 16 where the 12 should be. That difference of four tells me that I live in a reality in which you can buy Surge. That’s right Carbo-Nation, if you haven’t heard you can buy Surge once more. Brought to life in 1997 and put to sleep in 2003 Surge has been given breath. It’s currently exclusive to Amazon as of this review. When I found out I shrieked in excitement and purchase a 12 pack simultaneously. Surge was one of the first sodas I NEEDED to drink. All of the Coke and Pepsi memories of my childhood blend together into a mush. Surge is attached to a handful of memories I can still recall.
There was a time that I enjoyed pairing Surge with powdered donuts. Sadly I do not have such donuts in front of me now, but I will pair them once again. I don’t know why I liked this pairing, but it worked like gangbusters...although I’m guessing most people don’t even know what gangbusters is.
Mark one off the bucket list for Twist
No matter how I try to downplay it I know I’ve already over hyped this beverage in my mind. They got me. Coke got me right by the childhood. That sounded more illegal than I intended it to. It’s 1:30 in the morning and I’m exhausted, but I must review this caffineated beverage for 15 year old Aaron. He has minimal worries. He doesn’t hold a job, have a kid, or make payments on a house. 15 year old Aaron stays up late and plays video games. Let’s raise a glass to 15 year old Aaron!
The orange and lime scent rush past my nostrils. 32 year old Aaron has a feeling that Surge tasted really generic all those years ago, but 15 year old Aaron doesn’t care. He and his friends drank this buy the case. 32 year old Aaron is pretty sure that his younger self just fell into the media trap that Coke created. 15 year old Aaron couldn’t care less and takes a swig.
32 year old Aaron goes to bed because he knows that 15 year old Aaron has won. The first sip brings back a wash of memories. Old man Aaron thought this would taste generic, but he was wrong. It tastes like Surge. The bursts of orange and lime combine to create a insanely refreshing soda. Lime eventually wins out, which is how it should be for any drink that contains lime.
Carbonation levels are just fine. The bubbles are fierce but small, packing an excellent amount of punch to the tongue and throat. Oddly they are only felt near the finish of the beverage which creates a nice duality in terms of mouth feel. I really need to stop drinking this because it’ll probably keep me up all… SHUT UP OLD MAN AND DRINK YOUR SURGE..ok.
Surprisingly, Surge isn’t nearly as syrupy as I thought it would be. There is of course somewhat of a syrupy mouthfeel, but it’s less that you’d experience with a Sprite. The finish is the glaring weak point to this beverage. The aforementioned syrupy feel combined with the dying lime and orange flavors create a sadness in my mouth. What goes in with a party finishes with a whimper. Leaving with a whine isn’t something a soda called Surge should do.
Turning off the nostalgia for a moment, Surge really impressed me in terms of flavors and feel. It played to one of my favorite tastes, lime, and it kept the same sensations going throughout all 16 ounces. Honestly, if I could change one thing about this re-release it would be the can. I wish they’d put it in 12 ounce cans, but 15 year old Aaron has never seen a 16 ounce can so he’s pretty ecstatic.
~A
This soda was purchased off of Amazon.com
Twist is anything but vanilla. Still, he's impressed... can't you tell?
The best bottled chocolate soda I’ve ever had was Jeff’s Chocolate Soda. Imagine the glee on my face when I found Jeff’s Vanilla Soda at my local World Market. Now reduce that glee about 10% because I prefer chocolate to vanilla. Jeff’s Vanilla Soda, much like its brethren, is unique in the fact that it’s made with milk. Ingredients three and four are milk and cream so I’m guessing this is going to be a fairly smooth beverage. It’s also 97% fat free in case you were worried about that sort of thing.
Upon opening I’m greeted with the aroma of vanilla extract. It’s quite the pleasant yet pungent scent that just entices me to consume it immediately. So I think I’ll do just that.
Son of a gun that’s good. It’s like carbonated vanilla ice cream that melted in your fridge. So incredibly rich and creamy, there’s really nothing like it that I’ve found on the market. Jeff’s Vanilla Soda is a bit thicker than your standard sodas, but this of course is due to the milk and cream used in its creation. This thickness may be a bit odd for you upon taking your first swig. You should keep drinking it because in no time you’ll get used to the mouth feel and truly begin to appreciate what you’re drinking.
The carbonation levels are also lower than what you might expect, but in this case it just enhances the smooth, smooth, deliciousness that is Jeff’s Vanilla Soda. I do think they could be a little stronger without losing any of the other aspects of the soda. It would also allow it to feel a little bit lighter while having a fun mouth feel.
If you’re a fan of cream soda this needs to be in your hand right now. It may be too heavy for you, but you’d be doing yourself a disservice if you didn’t even try it. Prior to beginning this review I didn’t think there would be any way the vanilla soda would meet the excellence of the chocolate. I was wrong. It matches it turn for turn while being a completely different experience.
~A
Mike is from Pennsylvania where birch beer is prevalent. For whatever reason he hates birch beer. Personally I find it odd that someone who likes root beer could hate birch beer, but I’m sure I have my quirks as well. Today’s soda hails from Mike’s home state and is called Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer.
Twist can raise a barn... with his mind.
Now the good folks at Pennsylvania Dutch sent me a 12 pack for my review. As I do with all of my extra sodas I gave it away to my friends. Let me tell you, Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer went faster than any other soda I’d given away. In fact one of the guys that got a bottle was a Pennsylvania native as well and had been missing his fix.
The bottle design harkens back to olden times with horse drawn carriages. Now there is a heavy Amish population in Pennsylvania, so I guess the image could be modern too. A ribbon at the bottom states that this is “Made From An Old Pennsylvania Dutch Recipe”. I enjoy statements like that. They’re always so full of hope until you check the ingredients. Let’s see what creates this time tested flavor of olde. Carbonated water, high fructose corn syrup, caramel color, salt, natural and artificial flavors, gum acacia, and red #40. Yup, their story checks out. That ingredient list reads as if it were pulled from the 1800’s themselves. Sigh.
It never makes sense to me to hide natural ingredients. Sure, hide all the chemicals you want in your vague “artificial ingredients” tag, but if they’re natural I’d really like to know what they are. Alright, enough complaining. It’s time I moved on.
The pungent rooty aroma bursts from the mouth of the bottle. It’s mostly comprised of black licorice and root beer, but a vanilla tingle is lingering at the end of each sniff.
Old Pennsylvania Dutch Recipe or not, that is darn tasty. The amount of vanilla in this creates a very smooth mouth feel while your taste buds are simultaneously battling the slight licorice taste you’d expect in a birch beer. The carbonation plays both sides of the field as it first compliments the smooth texture with soft, tiny bubbles. When the end of the sip draws near and the birch beer begins to bite the carbonation rises up and becomes sharp. It’s quite the fortunate battle happening in my mouth.
All in all Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer was a really pleasant experience. I do wish they used cane sugar and told us what the “natural ingredients” were. Still quite tasty and I’m having a hard time rating it. I think I’m going to go with “Buy a Pack”, but know it’s on the high end of that scale. Better break back out the decimals points (NEVER AGAIN).
~A
This soda was supplied to us by Pennsylvania Dutch
Huckleberry Finn is a literary classic. My mother used to have a very old edition of said book and in junior high I took it to school with me and tossed it in the bottom of my locker. It sat there, books piling upon it, tearing the spine off painfully slow. I brought it home and my mother was understandably angry. Well, at the time I didn’t understand because it was just a book. You could buy Huckleberry Finn at the store for $5.
Twist could mess up the Flathead Lake mascot
This has nothing to do with the soda I’m about to drink, I just wanted to get that off my chest. I still feel bad for ruining that book. Flathead Lake Huckleberry (there’s the tie in) Soda probably isn’t going to be as good as the words Mark Twain penned. If the taste equals his excellence in writing then I’ll shut down the website. I seriously doubt that will happen though because Flathead Lake usually tastes off to me. I like the story they tell, but the ending makes me not care if I hear it again. There ingredients are an assortment of chemicals and it’s quite obvious when you take a sip. Then again, I haven’t had their huckleberry. For the record I’m YOUR huckleberry and I’m ready to review this.
A grape aroma surrounded by candy flies out of the bottle. The scent is not solely grape, but that’s definitely the smell in charge. The tart huckleberry taste can be felt within my nostrils as I take deeper and deeper whiffs. Here’s hoping this above average smell isn’t a sugary mess in the taste department.
For having such a powerful aroma the taste is actually quite weak. Flathead Lake Huckleberry is a watery grape soda with whispers of flavor from a similar fruit. The carbonation is sharp and fizzy, but not enough to have me anxiously anticipating my next sip. Even if this did have a more powerful taste I’m not sure it’d be enough to change the rating I’m already leaning towards. It’s tasty enough, but even if you’re really into huckleberries I just don’t see this being your soda of choice. The flavors are muted, confused, and seem thrown together for the sake of being “not just a grape soda”. “This is huckleberry dang-it and people will notice us more because it’s not your standard flavor.” This is true. When I saw the flavor of this soda was huckleberry I became excited because it wasn’t a flavor I was used to. I can count on one hand the number of huckleberry sodas I’ve had. So Flathead Lake got me, but didn’t deliver on the flavor. Add this to the fact that my mouth is coated with a thin layer of “huckleberry” syrup and it’s really not that enjoyable of an experience.
No, it’s not a gross soda, but it’s not hard to make “not a gross soda”. I’ve done it, but it’s nothing I’d bottle and sell. Flathead Lake made one too, but instead of using huckleberry they used “artificial flavors” and called it a day. Again, it’s not gross so I won’t tell you to beware. It’s just so average.
~A
As many of you know I’m not the biggest fan of strawberry soda. Far too often it’s just a conglomeration of sugar, chemicals, and bubbles. So when I pulled Filbert’s Strawberry soda out of my fridge I probably voiced an audible sigh. While the rich red coloring and the barrel full of soda on the label are nice, I’m just not in the mood for another sugar filled strawberry soda. I was hoping that the inclusion of pure sugar in the ingredients would make me a little happier about reviewing this, but Filbert’s is made with “sugar and/or corn sweetner”. That’s “sweetner” without the “e”. Other such ingredients in this self-proclaimed “Old Time Quality” soda are as follows: Carbonated water, citric acid, artificial flavor & color, and of course sodium benzoate. No matter how good this soda is, they’ve already hit one of my nerves. Don’t say your beverage has an “Old Time Quality” when your ingredient list is that sad. At least the bottle cap is nice.
A strawberry scent so sweet it could be cotton candy oozes carefully out of the mouth of the bottle. I am happy that the scent wasn’t so powerful I could smell it from a distance. Hopefully this means it’s not quite as sugary as I perceived it to be.
Twist's middle name is Filbert. No relation.
That is a rather odd strawberry soda. Let me start off by saying that this isn’t a sugary mess. Yes it’s sweet, but thankfully someone showed some restraint and pulled back what could have been Candyland. Each sip doesn’t start off tasting like strawberry; in fact the first half of my sip doesn’t taste like much at all. As soon as I agitate the liquid, either by swishing or swallowing, I’m welcomed with a smattering of strawberry that seems to identify a little bit with a strawberry-cream. Even though there is a touch of cream flavoring in each gulp the end of my sips trail off into a chemical heap. This artificial ending begins to even taste a little like a diet strawberry soda before turning into an unfortunate memory.
The fruit flavor of Filbert’s Strawberry is unmistakably recognized, but it’s not nearly as powerful as I thought it would be. If they were to boost the flavor just a bit I think they could improve their product. As it stands now, Filbert’s Strawberry is pleasantly different, but nothing I’d force people to drink.
~A
